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Hedon FAQs
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So ya got some questions?? Well, I got yer answers!!!
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| What do I/we need to have to do a skit? |
Most people would say you'd need some "talent" but
that has never stopped most hashers from trying. Do what you like, but don't just go for gross - but gross and
funny, with an emphasis on funny, is okay. You can sing a song, moon the audience, squirt
stuff on people and eat it, shoot bottle rockets out of your ass (yawn - seen it), light your farts or whatever you think E.M.
will let you get away with - ask a Hedon Regular about "pushing the envelope" at
Hedon someday, for a funny li'l story.
If you need any music or other sound effects for your skit,
try to burn these items onto a cd for our Sound Geek and Music Nazi.
Ideally, make it one track on one cd, so that there will be minimal risk of
his playing the wrong song by mistake. However his being drunk will tend to
balance that out.
Oh, and be sure to label the cd with your home hash's name and your hash name
(i.e. Public Enema - Atlanta H4), and clearly note any special instructions
- like "Fade down after 30 seconds" or whatever. Also give the Sound Geek
any special instructions in writing if you can. (Hey, he'll be drunk, and there
will be, like, 15 skits!) |
| When can I show up? I wanted to make a week of it. |
NO ONE MAY ARRIVE BEFORE NOON On Friday, May 23rd. That comes from our
host, Erection Master. |
| Who's coming this year? A wanna see/avoid someone.... |
Yeah, we hear ya - try looking here. |
Can I bring a camper/trailer? What about a golf cart? |
Only with SPECIFIC pre-approval from Erection Master! |
| What am I getting for my Money? |
Dinner on Friday, Sat. and Sun. nights, Breakfast Sat., Sun. and Monday,
Lunch and/or snack on Sat. and Sun., other treats as well. Access to a never-closing
beer truck, access to booze, access to 12 port-a-potties, access to two lukewarm nekkid
showers, a camping site (Bring your own tent, or try to get lucky), and an awesome technical shirt!
Of course, you'll get the Hedon Family Photo as well (digitally via email this year). Talent show on Saturday night,
Izzy Dizzy and other hash games on Sunday, and Three hash runs. (One shiggy-fest
on Saturday, Midnight Nekked Hash on Saturday, and Hangover Trail on Sunday
Morning.) All bouts of diarrhea, head aches, sunburn and poison ivy are thrown
in at no additional charge! |
| Seriously, what's the Booze situation? |
The Hedon Ruling Junta tell us: "We'll have Miller, Molson
and Leinenkugal's beer. We order 50 kegs and will go through about 40-45. |
| Can I bring my dog? |
No. No. No. No. No! (Unless she's your wife.) |
| I'm gonna have to leave on Sunday, do I get a discounted rate? |
Hah, hah, hah. That's a good one. No, you don't. Even if you show up for one hour and then leave, you gotta pay the full price.
(Sounds kinda dicky, but if you go to a baseball game or a movie and decide
to leave early, they don't give you any money back either!) |
| What should I bring with me? |
We will provide you with plenty of food and drink, but many people like
to have special treats to eat inside their tents. Good ideas are Rice Krispy
Treats, Gatorade, and other stuff like that. Other things you might wanna bring,
include hash stuff to sell/trade, flyers for big events in your neck of the
woods, porno pictures to hang on the beer trucks, LOTS OF MOSQUITO REPELLANT,
flashlights, lanterns, small tables, condoms, soap and shampoo, towels, sandals,
baseball caps, Imodium A.D., antacids, aspirin, Band-Aids, music for your skit
if needed, super-soakers, water balloon grenade launchers and other toys. BRING
A CHAIR! Do NOT bring non-registered guests. We don't care how good he/she
is in bed. |
| What SHOULDN'T I bring? |
Erection Master asks that you keep the following items at home: Dogs,
Cats, Drugs (Well, the fun kind, at any rate - aspirin and tums are encouraged), Kids under 21, explosives,
and bad attitudes. If you get in a fight, or violate these simple rules, you
run the risk of being banned from Camp Hedon forever! |
| What is the deal with the Music at Hedon? |
All hashers are the same, but some are different. While it is impossible
to please everybody at any one time, we play music from all over the map during
the day time hours. You are just as likely to hear Johnny Cash as you are The
Who, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Frank Sinatra, the Temptations or some world
beat stuff. Essentially, if you don't like the song playing one minute, don't
worry, something else will be coming along that will be different. Sure we jump
all over the map musically, but it sure beats being stuck with one genre that
you think sucks for the whole weekend. (Imagine - 24 hours of light rock and
less talk! Eeek!) Variety, our friends, is the spice of life. Also, Music Nazi
goes out of his way to try to prevent playing the same song more than
once during the entire weekend. |
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